Have Viewed This Site Since 25 Oct 2009

We are gathered Masters of the Most Rare of Marital Arts - the Mental Martial Arts!

Ron “Fist of Fury” Luck

Ron is a 10th Level “Dan”, well, actually a 1st Level “Ron”, in the Mental Martial Arts, specializing in Exotic Trivia and the Ancient Oriental Ninja Skills of “Invisibility to Money” and “Stealth Career”, in fact, his skills are so legendary that no one is even aware, to this day, what Master Ron’s career actually is!  It’s rumoured that to know Master Ron’s actual Career would be impossible - knowing it would make it cease to exist, and therefore unknowable.  Truly a Mind Blowing skill.

(Genuine un-retouched photos of Masters Ron and Matt)

Matthew  “Iron Paws“ Baun

Matthew is a 10th Level “Matt” with unlimited Hit Points (OOPS! Sorry!  Wrong Bio!) - a 5th Degree Movie Reviewer with 4th Degree Belt in Website Design.  Master Matt is trained in the Mental Martial Art of Bovine Fecal Manipulation and 33rd Degree Lying (which, if I’m not mistaken, is equivalent to a 23rd Degree Mason and/or a Junior Congressman 1st Class).  Trained in the Ninja Art of Un-Promotion, Master Matt is currently training under Master Ron’s tutelage to become a True Ninja Stealth Employee, having successfully hidden from jobs and potential employers for almost a full year!  Truly breathtaking martial arts skills!